i wish i could tell good stories like liz and aly

Well well well. Today's been fun.
I checked the kid out of school after his 3rd period class, we had Mexican for lunch, and came back home to watch a movie. It was good times. We then vacuumed out our vehicles, and I've done 5 or 6 loads of laundry. (We wear a lot of clothes around our house...or maybe I just haven't done any laundry since a week before moving out. Shhh...I'm not that gross. I just hate doing laundry. Half of it was sheets and blankets and stuff...quit judging me.

Anyway...allow me to tell you a story.
Once upon a time there was a girl named...Shmallison. and a boy who definitely wasn't named Kevin. and this girl sent a text message to this guy who definitely wasn't named Kevin and his friend who we'll call hanna. The message said, "hey friends. i will be in your home town on friday with my little brother. will you be around?" two days later Shmallison got a response from not Kevin that said "when will you be here?" to which she responded with some flexible times. Well, if you're an intuitive reader, you've already guessed that poor Shmallison got no response from this guy who definitely wasn't named Kevin. So, on thursday she texted this boy asking him to be courteous and let her know if the unKevin and hanna would be in town. To her surprise, an hour or so later, she received a response! it said "hanna is leaving for *insert random asian country* at 4 am and i am leaving for *random body of water* around noon. i fear this is a bad weekend". Shmallison said something along the lines of "boys are dumb you knew this three days ago...did you really have any reason not to text me then? get real." except it was probably a lot nicer than that. the story teller likes to exaggerate.
Well, I hope you enjoyed that story. and in closing I would like to say that Project Peanut Butter will gladly enjoy your donation of the money you're spending on text messaging if you're not actually utilizing this service.

Happy Thursday!