Well kids, I know for many a month you enjoyed the tales of Definitely Not Kevin and Shmallison. And because I know you have spent many a night awake wondering how this story has progressed since the last update, nearly a year ago, I have what I believe to be the final episode in this heart-warming, heart-wrenching tale.
I have failed to update you for a while, and although stories are plentiful, suffice it to say that in the past year, Definitely Not Kevin and Shmallison were reunited (and it felt so good?) and became wonderful friends. They enjoyed attending a very early morning class that they weren't actually taking, and they began to learn, practice, and lead in music and worship together. These were good times, and the two enjoyed them very much.
But alas, all good things must come to an end, and soon, school was no longer in session. The two said a very early morning goodbye, awkwardly hugged, and parted ways (forever?).
A few months later, Shmallison moved to a far away land, that was big and dry and spider infested. In the mean time, Definitely Not Kevin apparently fell for some girl back home and they'll probably live happily ever after, even though she watches music videos while he talks about theology.
The end.
P.S. don't let those tears fall on your keyboard and fry your computer
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