Hey friends! I have a special treat for you with this blog! I've invited the famous Alybug Weimer to share some thoughts with the blogosphere. Due to the urging of Miss Liz Wheeler, she wants to share with you her prophetic vision of the very distant future of Shmallison and Definitely Not Kevin. I hope you enjoy this oh so very special tale. (And get excited! you'll be meeting some new characters!)

Well the other night during an Shmallison, Saly, and Samber, hangout the topic of futures came up as it usually does. And for some reason we decided to picture what a typical (only, hopefully not so typical) night at Shmallison and Not Kevin's house might look like. And of course in order to get an accurate picture we have to include and evening at Saly's and Samber's. so here it goes

Saly's phone rings and she sees that it is Not Kevin (NK)

Saly: Hello?
NK: hi.
Saly (terribly confused as to why NK has called her.): Can I help you?
NK: yeah...
Saly: hello?...
NK: I think smallison just ate the baby?
Saly: Umm, what happened
NK: well he through his cup on the floor.... and then she just looked at him... but the look was just... I think she ate him...
Saly: well, you should send shmallison to her room and than give the baby his cup...

NK hangs up the phone without responding

It is also important to know that Saly's house is CA-RAZZY children are screaming things are burning, the music is really loud most likely.. its just really good times. Despite all of this Saly calls shmallison....

Shmallison: Hello?
Saly: DONOTEATYOURBABY!THISISVERYMUCHNOTOKAYNOTKEVINISFRRREAKINGOUT ANDIJUSTDON'THAVETIMEFORTHAT! Okay? okay.
Shmallison does not respond.
Saly hangs up the phone and continues on with her crazy life.

Samber's house is probably the best house out there.. her children are sitting and eating dinner calmly.. her husband is with them asking them all about their days and they have such wonderful manners.. Saly call Samber and lets her know what has happened

Samber: hello
Saly (slightly shocked that she answered the phone at dinner time): hi so Shmallison apparently ate the baby for throwing his cup and Not Kevin called me FRRREAKING out! So I told him to sent Shmallison to her room and take care of the baby. Okay?
Samber: should I call Not Kevin or Shmallison?
Saly: No, but next time he calls I'm telling to call you.
Samber: okay.
Saly: Good bye.

SO this is what Shmallison and Not Kevin's future will hold... Saly and Samber should probably start practicing their We're not annoyed that NK has called me six times this week voices.... mmmm we'll see.